On May 4, 2011, a remarkable thing happened in a dark, lonely corner of the internet. Out of nowhere, a revolution emerged. The movement’s founding members call it “Free the Funnelholic”.

This revolution is like no other. It is simultaneously compelling and bizarre. And this is the only place where you can follow all of the official decrees, manifestos, and revolution “fun facts”.

Your humble Free the Funnelholic spokesperson,

Barrister (and Doctor) Lamont “Heavy Chips” Dike-Jones, LL.M., Ph.D, etc… as well as personal assistant and counsel to some very important players in the industry.